Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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