I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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