wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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