do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
