just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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