I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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