If that was your dad, he is hot
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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