Nicole vs. Life
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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