My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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