How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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