I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
