Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
as a side note pls kill me
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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