I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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