no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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