So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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