like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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