There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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