I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
