i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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