it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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