the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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