we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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