If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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