at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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