Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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