Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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