The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You need a sexual gate keeper
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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