Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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