Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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