ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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