I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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