:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize
