So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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