it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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