they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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