No stitches, just platelets and will power
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
operation have a gay friend backfired
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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