Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Dignity is for republicans.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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