So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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