i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
