i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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