haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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