I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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