i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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