dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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