Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
even my farts smell like vagina
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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