Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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