Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
