we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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