But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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