I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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