the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Vodka?
Forever.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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