I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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