roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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