What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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